He's so funny! And he's had kids on before. There were kids my age on his show. And I'd be on TV. And I'd get to meet somebody who used to write for the Simpsons. And I'd get to meet CONAN O'FRIGGIN BRIEN. He is so funny! He's met, like, everyone who's on the Big Bang Theory..... he's met Steve Martin, many times...... he's met so many cool people, and my dream is to be one of them. I just have to become famous. That can't be so hard, can it? I've got talents..... writing, singing, acting, directing...... all of which Conan has had on the show. Is it really so unattainable to go on as a guest star?
(Let's start with first of all, you're Canadian......)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(And no one knows who the heck you are....)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(And, oh yeah, you're not interesting!)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(What are the odds of you getting famous?)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(Do you think he lets on random kids no one's ever heard of? He doesn't.)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(It's not going to happen. Accept it.)
(SHUT UP BRAIN.)
(Why do you wanna go on the Conan O'Brien show, of all things, anyways?)
CAUSE IT'S MY KINDA SHOW, GORRAM IT. It's famous people meets cheesy jokes meets ridiculousness. MY KINDA SHOW.
