Colin: Welcome to the six o'clock news, I'm your anchor, Arthur Anymoredonuts. Our top story today: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at fifty-three.
Audience: Ohhhhhh.......
Colin: I know, it is sad. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 757. Eye witnesses report - that the reindeer in spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Ryan is covering his face, Jeff is shaking his head in shame, Wayne is bent over in hysterics and Drew just cannot stop laughing. It's pure brilliance. Pure Colin.
Always going to be a favourite.
Peace out, Whosebuddies,
MeganH
P.S Since that whole playing is just kinda brilliant, I shall post it here.
Drew makes jokes? Hah, I dunno, Drew's never really made me laugh really..... but, well, let's see here....
Not sure if this counts as a joke, but it's a comeback and that's what I'll use.
*After a game of Whose Line, ending with Colin reading the line "Seeing you naked changed my life".*
Drew: You know, seeing Ryan naked changed my life too, not sure how it changed yours.... so a thousand points to everyone who's seen Ryan naked.
Wayne: *raises his hand*
Brad: *raises his hand*
Drew: That's like everyone in America.........
Ryan: *pretending to count the people in the audience*
Drew: You know, a lot of people forget that on the Drew Carey Show, Ryan and I have been totally naked.
Ryan: Of course, some of us needed a wide angle lens.
Drew: And some of us needed a zoom.
And then Ryan pretends to mark the one point Drew has ever gotten on him.
That's the best Drew joke that comes to mind.
Peace out Whosebuddies,
MeganH
P.S This exchange disturbed one of my friends when she read it. Don't worry, The Drew Carey Show is a pretty G-rated show. There wasn't any full-frontal nudity.
And even if there was, the camera barely ever panned to Ryan anyways in that particular scene.
Almost Heroes was a very shortlived show - lasted about a season or so - and it starred mostly people I have never heard of.
But mixed up in those people I have never heard of was a name that I get hopeful just hearing.
Colin Mochrie.
He played a pretty minor character - probably had something along the lines of three scenes he was in per show - but he was in it, and therefore I had to watch the show. That's what obsessions are all about.
I'll explain what I gather from the show.
Two brothers - one a nerdy loser, the other a smart but unsuccessful guy - have a family comic book store. After their father dies, the smarter one - Terry - comes from wherever he was before to help out the family - the family apparently being his geeky younger brother, Peter. The comic book store is in some kind of strip mall type place, next to a clothing store called Sassitude, where their female, socially awkward, loser-ish friend works, for a woman who employs her mostly to get the chance to insult her. Peter and Terry are nearby some kind of sports store, that is run by a complete jerk bag. They've got their land lady Rayna who is clearly the love interest, but she is clearly not interested at all. And wandering through the story is some kind of mall cop type guy, who goes around helping the characters, helping them pull off some sort of scheme, offering them advice and hammers. This man is played by a certain Colin I-think-you-know-who.
Like I said, not a particularly big part in the show, but he is in every episode, so I now need to watch this show all the way through. Which is not too long. I've seen about five episodes already, by the way. Maybe just four. Don't remember.
Anyways, I'm mostly explaining this to come to this - my screenshots so far of Colin in this show.
You may as well call this blog the Colin fansite. That's pretty much what it is.
Screen shots!
Peace out, Whosebuddies,
MeganH
P.S My neck's a summer, but my chin's a winter........
Brad: "Well, I can't stop staring at your breasts!"
Ryan: "I smell like condiments........ Relish! Mustard! Ketchup and cheese!"
Ryan: "If we do another hoedown, I'll slit my f*cking wrists!"
Ryan: "This is what I have to do to please the f*cking brit!"
Ryan: "Everytime I do they seem to f*ck me up the ass!"
Plenty of swearing on Ryan's part.
Ryan: "That's a weird f*cking looking thing, isn't it?"
Ryan: "That spider's f*cked up, man!"
.....lots of swearing on Ryan's part.
Ryan: "Well, f*ck you then, I will, you know......"
OKAY WE GET THE POINT, RYAN SWEARS A LOT.
Favourite blooper...... favourite blooper......... Colin in Dead Bodies comes to mind....... everytime Ryan and Colin almost kiss, that comes to mind....... hmmm..........
My favourite...... this is strange because this isn't a blooper that sticks out in people's minds generally, but it never fails to make me laugh.
They were attempting a hoedown.
Brad: I was feeling frisky, I went for a drive, I took all my handguns and I shot myself alive, I..... *lays down on the ground from his epic fail*
Wayne: I consider myself quite a fugal frella, and - *Brad bursts out laughing at Wayne's fail* Shut up!
I think it was supposed to be a hoedown about banks or something of the like.
But Brad...... I just love him to pieces. Man. Another great Brad blooper hoedown would be:
Brad: I went to an awful restaurant, they had to use these towels, And all the food was awful, tasted like something from your bowels, I had to leave so right away, cause it didn't really matter, What was I thinking, ordering the poopoo platter?
And everyone except Brad knew that that would be unairable.
Anyways..... the bank hoedown messups are my favourite. Video:
.......My favourite scene? Out of the whole show? REALLY? How... is that..... even...... POSSIBLE to say?!
I'll do my best.
So many to choose from, I'm not sure I can do this one........
Film, TV and Theatre Styles where Colin and Ryan are arguing over Ryan's pit bull?
Whose Line where Colin is the lone ranger and Ryan is Tonto?
Whose Line where Colin is Sampson and Ryan is Delilah?
........ pretty much every game of Whose Line was one of my favourite scenes.
And every game of Narrate, too.
Wow this is hard.
Well, I know what USED to be my favourite scene. The Narrate where they're at a lingerie store, and Colin was searching for The Golden Bra. That used to be my ultimate favourite Whose Line scene ever.
But now, just because of how much more Whose Line I've seen since then, it's just not anymore.
The car repair shop Narrate comes to mind.
So does the Number of Words with Jeff, where he was some kind of explorer or archaeologist or something, and Colin was his feisty female companion.
Ultimate favourite scene....... I need to think hard about that one.
You know, there's just too many favourites to just pick one. It's impossible. But I'll go with a classic, and it definitely is something that never fails to make me laugh.
The Cat.
Any Whoser out there knows exactly what I'm talking about.
A conversation on the episode of Corner Gas entitled Comedy Night:
Lacey: I don't know, Hank, you know stand up can be pretty tough. I used to work at a comedy club. Hank: That's great! Maybe you could show me how to get laughs! Lacey: ....No no no no, I worked at a comedy club, I wasn't the one getting the laughs. Hank: Oh......... improv act. That's okay Lacey, there's no shame in being an improv act. I mean, one of my favourite shows is that Whose Line is it Anyhow. Brent: Yeah, I like that show too. But man, does that bald guy have to do a cameo in everything?
And since what happens next is just too awesome for words, I will show you my screenshots.
