Showing posts with label drew carey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drew carey. Show all posts

Saturday, October 6, 2012

ARGH MY LIFE HATES ME AND ALSO MY MOTHER ENJOYS CRUSHING ALL MY DREAMS.

Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Jeff Davis, Jonathan Mangum, Heather Anne Campbell and Laura Hall are all performing in Vegas tonight.

And Mom won't take me to Vegas.

IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE GANG PLUS AWESOME PEOPLE LIKE JONATHAN MANGUM AND HEATHER ANNE CAMPBELL. TO SEE THIS WOULD BE A FREAKIN' DREAM COME TRUE. 

WHY CAN'T I JUST LIVE IN LIKE A VAN FOLLOWING THEM EVERYWHERE. 

And you know what the worst part is?

RYAN AND COLIN TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE TO MISS ALL THIS AWESOMENESS JUST BECAUSE MOM WON'T TAKE ME TO VEGAS. *sobs* WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

First I miss Colin Mochrie live in Calgary. And I thought that was a big deal. 

BUT RYAN AND COLIN AND DREW AND BRAD AND JEFF DAVIS AND JONATHAN MANGUM AND HEATHER ANNE CAMPBELL AND THE ONE AND ONLY LAURA HALL ALL DOING A SHOW TOGETHER?!?!?!!? THAT'S A BIG FREAKIN' DEAL.

*goes in a corner and cries*

WHY WON'T MY MOM LET ME GO TO VEGAS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

WLiiA Meme: Day 14

Day 14: Favourite Drew Joke


Drew makes jokes? Hah, I dunno, Drew's never really made me laugh really..... but, well, let's see here....

Not sure if this counts as a joke, but it's a comeback and that's what I'll use.

*After a game of Whose Line, ending with Colin reading the line "Seeing you naked changed my life".*


Drew: You know, seeing Ryan naked changed my life too, not sure how it changed yours.... so a thousand points to everyone who's seen Ryan naked.


Wayne: *raises his hand*


Brad: *raises his hand*


Drew: That's like everyone in America.........


Ryan: *pretending to count the people in the audience*


Drew: You know, a lot of people forget that on the Drew Carey Show, Ryan and I have been totally naked.


Ryan: Of course, some of us needed a wide angle lens.


Drew: And some of us needed a zoom.

And then Ryan pretends to mark the one point Drew has ever gotten on him.

That's the best Drew joke that comes to mind.

Peace out Whosebuddies,

MeganH

P.S This exchange disturbed one of my friends when she read it. Don't worry, The Drew Carey Show is a pretty G-rated show. There wasn't any full-frontal nudity.

And even if there was, the camera barely ever panned to Ryan anyways in that particular scene.

.......or so I've heard. *shifty eyes*

Sunday, June 3, 2012

In Which I Obsess Over the Cure for Depression

ANOTHER obsession, you say? Yes. Yes indeed. It is called Whose Line Is It Anyway.



Now, I would HOPE that most of you would know what this is, but as it was cancelled quite a while ago and has been mostly forgotten (then again, they said Earth was "Mostly harmless") I will explain the concept of the show - hopefully without too much ranting. But hey, if I rant, so what. It's my frackin' blog.

The concept of the show is that it is all improv. None of the show is scripted. They do a bunch of improv games based off suggestions from the audience or cards that the producer/director/writer guy gives the host (Drew Carey). And as improv is as a rule, hysterical, it's brilliant. Since the show is formatted as a game show, the host gives one or two or all of the performers some meaningless points at the end of each game (the points don't matter) and then randomly chooses a "winner" at the end of the show. Although I wouldn't say randomly. I don't think it's quite coincidence that Colin and Ryan barely EVER win - as far as I can tell, Colin only wins when they're playing Props at the end, and even then he usually won't win. As for Ryan.... I'm almost certain he only won once and sat out of a hoedown. And, considering how many bloopers there are of Ryan at the desk, I'm not surprised he only won once.

Now usually my obsessions are at least one of two things: 1) weird, random, hard to understand and totally obscure, 2) Way out of date. The exception to these rules being the Simpsons.

And Whose Line is sort of an exception. It also sort of totally conforms to these rules, depending on how you look at it.

1) weird, random, hard to understand, totally obscure -- it is weird. It is very random. Hard to understand though? Not really. It's improv. You don't really need to understand any of it, because half the time, they don't know what the hell they're saying. Obscure? I suppose. Now it is, anyhow. But is the humour obscure? Hardly. And that's what the show's all about, you know. The humour.

2) I suppose it's a little out of date now, seeing as it went from 1998-2005 or thereabouts. But not out of date in the sense that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was out of date. The jokes are still relevant. The humour's still relevant. You can barely tell that it was made so many years ago, just watching the show.

Now that's totally just me being defensive about liking the show, but why DO I like the show?

Because it makes me laugh. And when I'm in one of my lonely, sorry-for-myself depressive state of minds, that's very hard to do. "It's just a feel-good show" as Ryan Stiles once described it. When you see the performers burst out laughing right there on stage, it can be accurately called contagious.

The people they have on this show are GREAT. FANTASTIC. Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles - they are true masters of improv. Wayne Brady - he is the absolute master of improvising SONGS. And all their guest stars - Greg Proops, Brad Sherwood, Chip Esten (ahhh, Chip), Kathy Greenwood, Jeff Davis - are all great in their own right. And of course, the host, Drew Carey - the show just wouldn't be complete without his laughter and ribbing. No it would not.

Colin Mochrie
Ryan Stiles
Wayne Brady
Greg Proops
Brad Sherwood
Chip Esten
Kathy Greenwood
Jeff Davis
Drew Carey

I really am ranting now, for sure, but I've got no one else to rant to and sometimes a girl's just gotta rant. Alright? Good, cause I ain't gonna stop.

The thing is, half the humour isn't even in the scenes (although the scenes are ridiculously funny) - half the humour is just in the friendships the people have with each other. And it's OBVIOUS they are friends. Colin and Ryan had been doing improv with each other for who knows how long before Whose Line, and they have the best non-gay bromance in the history of the world. They can make fun of each other all the time (which is hilarious) and be fine because that's just what good friends they are.

Ryan: "Do you look like you've been hit by a bus three times?"

Colin: "You started."

Because Ryan is "a big stick with a big nose".


And Ryan worked with Drew Carey on the Drew Carey Show, so they're friends. Just the friendships are what make the show what it is. Colin putting up with all the bald jokes and the canadian jokes, Ryan putting up with being the "tall freak", the "big stick with a big nose", having to put up with everyone making fun of his terrible shoes. Drew putting up with the fat jokes, and "not doing a damn thing". There's so much laughter and fun on this show it's kind of impossible not to laugh.
Colin after Drew said an unexpected bald joke.
Colin after Drew got booed for saying a bald joke. And that's how Drew learned "don't make fun of the popular funny guy."



There will be plenty of other Whose Line related rants, I can assure you. But speaking of Whose Line as a whole, I've pretty much summed it up. If you don't already know what Whose Line is, check it out. You will laugh, I can guarantee that. If you don't, then you have no sense of humour. Kay, I can't say that. But seriously. If you don't then I will be very very very very very very very very surprised. 

That's all for now. Have fun getting the past few minutes of your life back.  Now, let's find some Whose Line I haven't seen.................