On that paper, there are sixteen quotes and counting. So far, these are:
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a special level of hell, reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre."
"Wash, tell me I'm pretty."
"Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion."
"Because I'm pretty?"
"Because you're pretty."
*sits naked in the desert* "Yeah..... that went well."
"Are you Alliance?"
"Am I a lion? I never thought of myself as a lion. But you should."
"... I said Alliance."
"Oh. Yeah. I thought that was weird."
"Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet and huge combat boots. SHUT UP!!!!"
"Stay out of my thieving I'll stay out of your whoring."
"Here lies Zoey, my autumn flower... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
"There's too much snow on the roof. It's going to cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
"Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"
"A man walks down the street in that hat, you know he's not afraid of anything."
"Damn straight."
*holds out gun*
"Are you offering me a trade?"
"A trade?! This is robbery! Miles more worthy than what you got!"
"WHAT I got? She has a name."
"So does this! I call her Vera."
"Testing.... testing... captain, can you hear me?"
"I'm standing right here."
"You're coming in good and loud."
"Cause I'm standing right here."
"Your bible is broken. False predictions, false lagistics.... doesn't make sense."
"Why'd y'all order a dead guy?"
"You have the right to live and try to kill people."
"You would have kissed her too!"
"Wash didn't."
"BUT SHE WAS NAKED! And all..... articulate."
...... and counting. :)
