EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED WAS ALSO LOVED BY A MAN I LOVE.

I can't even freaking explain it, so please, just........ look at this.

He watched Firefly. FIREFLY. AS IN JOSS WHEDON'S FIREFLY. AS IN THE SCI-FI-WESTERN SHOW THAT I WAS UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH LAST YEAR.

And hold on..... it gets better. 

COMMUNITY. C-O-M-M-U-N-I-T-Y. He finished the second season in two days. Not even I beat that.

And not only that, but........ 

He loved it so much he started pitching it on Twitter. COLIN MOCHRIE IS AN HONEST TO GOD COMMUNIST/HUMAN BEING.

And finally........

I ADORE HIM SO MUCH AND I ADORE COMMUNITY SO MUCH AND I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH I'M GOING TO CRY.

 Never mind that these tweets were tweeted quite a while ago....... that doesn't actually matter. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT COLIN MOCHRIE IS A HUMAN BEING AND I'M A HUMAN BEING.

Also, did you know that Colin Mochrie was in the Film Club in high school? For reals.

I swear to god, if he were a teenager and living in British Columbia, me and him would be bros. We'd be best friends. We'd make movies together and watch Community together and Firefly and we'd be best friends.

I just love everything right now.

This Is Called Amazingness

FIREFLY!

In my binder at school, there's a little paper labeled "Firefly Quotes".

On that paper, there are sixteen quotes and counting. So far, these are:

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a special level of hell, reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre."

"Wash, tell me I'm pretty."

"Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion."

"Because I'm pretty?"

"Because you're pretty."

*sits naked in the desert* "Yeah..... that went well."

"Are you Alliance?"

"Am I a lion? I never thought of myself as a lion. But you should."

"... I said Alliance."

"Oh. Yeah. I thought that was weird."

"Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet and huge combat boots. SHUT UP!!!!"

"Stay out of my thieving I'll stay out of your whoring."

"Here lies Zoey, my autumn flower... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."

"There's too much snow on the roof. It's going to cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."

"Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"

"A man walks down the street in that hat, you know he's not afraid of anything."

"Damn straight."

*holds out gun*

"Are you offering me a trade?"

"A trade?! This is robbery! Miles more worthy than what you got!"

"WHAT I got? She has a name."

"So does this! I call her Vera."

"Testing.... testing... captain, can you hear me?"

"I'm standing right here."

"You're coming in good and loud."

"Cause I'm standing right here."

"Your bible is broken. False predictions, false lagistics.... doesn't make sense."

"Why'd y'all order a dead guy?"

"You have the right to live and try to kill people."

"You would have kissed her too!"

"Wash didn't."

"BUT SHE WAS NAKED! And all..... articulate."

...... and counting. :)

Long Time No Post

Hey guys! I know it's been a while since I last posted, so shall I fill you in on what's been going on?

The horror movie me and Jacey were making is in fact a go. It's called Nightmare, and we've begun filming it. Don't look like we're going to stop till we're done. Which is just the way, uh huh uh huh, I likes it. Want a sneak peek? Check it out here.

Secondly, the book I finished. Started editing it, finished three times already. But I've got to edit it until I find nothing left that needs editing - that's what Raold Dahl says. Paraphrased, but to that effect. I'm also working on a couple other projects. Wanna read? Check my stories out here.

Besides that, life has been uneventful. Well, not really, but the events I have mentioned will have to be in another post. It'll take too long to say it all here. But one major thing has happened; I have recently become obsessed with a stroke of genius of Joss Whedon, and that little stroke of genius is called Firefly. Too bad it was cancelled. That damn Alliance at Fox wouldn't know a good show if it jumped off a caravan and told them "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." Sigh. Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal. If only they knew I can kill them with my brain.

Peace out, Homers.

Just call me Jade.