Long Time No Post

Hey guys! I know it's been a while since I last posted, so shall I fill you in on what's been going on?

The horror movie me and Jacey were making is in fact a go. It's called Nightmare, and we've begun filming it. Don't look like we're going to stop till we're done. Which is just the way, uh huh uh huh, I likes it. Want a sneak peek? Check it out here.

Secondly, the book I finished. Started editing it, finished three times already. But I've got to edit it until I find nothing left that needs editing - that's what Raold Dahl says. Paraphrased, but to that effect. I'm also working on a couple other projects. Wanna read? Check my stories out here.

Besides that, life has been uneventful. Well, not really, but the events I have mentioned will have to be in another post. It'll take too long to say it all here. But one major thing has happened; I have recently become obsessed with a stroke of genius of Joss Whedon, and that little stroke of genius is called Firefly. Too bad it was cancelled. That damn Alliance at Fox wouldn't know a good show if it jumped off a caravan and told them "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." Sigh. Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal. If only they knew I can kill them with my brain.

Peace out, Homers.

Just call me Jade.

Interpretive Dance/Singing!

My singing isn't the best here either, and I am NOT a dancer, me and my friends had a joke about interpretive dancing to this song and I just thought, ah, what the heck? So this is not a serious dancing video at all. Just so you know.

Also, I realize the singing in this video is not that great either. Again, just no comments, right?

P.S 3:39 That is not part of the dance, I hit myself in the eye with my ponytail.

I Think It Sounds Cool

Okay, this is NOT my best singing, and I realize this. In fact, this is pretty bad for my standards. So just no comments about how bad it is, 'kay? Also, this was made quite a few months ago, so again, just no comments, right?

We Apologize for the Inconvenience

Okay, I actually would have posted stuff but things got in the way. Things like Google crashing so then I couldn't log in for three months. And then when I finally could log in I couldn't do anything because the computer had too much information on it. But it's all good now! So yeah. You will see stuff. Promise.

Peace out,

Megan N. Hands/Jade/Mooch/That Hoopy Frood

Horror Sneak Peek Coming SOON!

Stay tuned, people who read this. Because an exclusive sneak peek of me and Jacey's horror movie is coming soon. Just thought I should let you know that yes, we have actually begun filming it. It shall not simply disintegrate into the crumbs of an idea. I'm working on the suspense - it's hard to get suspense just right - but I think it should be good. So stay tuned!

Mission Accomplished!

Guess what? Can you guess? Can you guess? No? Well I'll TELL you!

I finally finished the book I was writing!

Thirty six chapters. Been writing for over a year now. No big deal.

Except I was kind of rushing the last chapter, so it's not that good at all. I could definitely make it better. But that's okay, because that is what editing is FOR.

Do you want a sneak peek? I thought you would. I'll let you in on a little taste of the writing of my amazingness. So do not fret. Are you ready? The readers of my blog shall be the first ever public to read even part of the most amazing book ever written. So as soon as I find the right part of the book to keep you hooked, keep looking out for that sneak peek!

Horror Movie YES!

So, I don't think I've told you, but I'm a total horror movie buff. I LOVE horror movies. And I'll be honest, a lot of the time I can't handle it. But I just love being freaked out of my mind. (I now think that Gage (Pet Sematary) either lives under my bed or has possessed my favourite doll, so you see what I'm saying).

As you know, I also love to make movies. So, now my friend Jacey and I are making a horror movie! Well, we haven't really started filming yet, but we're bouncing ideas offa each other so we're getting along fine.

I'll try not to give away too much, but I'll only tell you this: Jacey is one creepy gal. So this is gonna be one creepy movie!

One more thing. I really want to make a full sized hour long movie, so that's my other goal. I think we could pull that off, though, with just the right balance of horror and confusion. We've got a lot of creepy sets, so I can't wait to get started!

Jacey keeps telling me not to get my hopes up because we keep on saying we'll make a movie and then we go ahead and don't. But I'm going to keep my hopes up because we're getting serious about this, real freaking serious, and I just plain won't let Jacey get away without making this movie. I'm itching to use my new version of iMovie and this seems like the perfect experiment.

Any horror fans out there? Fear not! I'll put the finished product of our movie in parts onto the blog so you won't be missing out. Don't worry! I'm always willing to show off.

Peace out, Homers.

Megan