In Which I Realize My Utter Lack of Subtlety

Grandma: Megan is obsessed with a bald fifty year old man. Obviously she doesn't go for looks.

LATER

Dad: Colin Mochrie...?! Why can't you be like a normal kid and like stupid singers with horrible music?!

LATER

Mom: Megan, just ease up on your crush on Colin, okay.......

LATER

Dad: My daughter idolizes a fifty year old man.....!!!

Me: I don't idolize him.....

Mom: OH PLEASE.



HAVE I BEEN MAKING IT THAT OBVIOUS?!?!?!?!!

Oh well. Hey look..... Colin. That's new.