Interpretive Dance/Singing!

My singing isn't the best here either, and I am NOT a dancer, me and my friends had a joke about interpretive dancing to this song and I just thought, ah, what the heck? So this is not a serious dancing video at all. Just so you know.

Also, I realize the singing in this video is not that great either. Again, just no comments, right?

P.S 3:39 That is not part of the dance, I hit myself in the eye with my ponytail.

I Think It Sounds Cool

Okay, this is NOT my best singing, and I realize this. In fact, this is pretty bad for my standards. So just no comments about how bad it is, 'kay? Also, this was made quite a few months ago, so again, just no comments, right?

We Apologize for the Inconvenience

Okay, I actually would have posted stuff but things got in the way. Things like Google crashing so then I couldn't log in for three months. And then when I finally could log in I couldn't do anything because the computer had too much information on it. But it's all good now! So yeah. You will see stuff. Promise.

Peace out,

Megan N. Hands/Jade/Mooch/That Hoopy Frood

Horror Sneak Peek Coming SOON!

Stay tuned, people who read this. Because an exclusive sneak peek of me and Jacey's horror movie is coming soon. Just thought I should let you know that yes, we have actually begun filming it. It shall not simply disintegrate into the crumbs of an idea. I'm working on the suspense - it's hard to get suspense just right - but I think it should be good. So stay tuned!

Mission Accomplished!

Guess what? Can you guess? Can you guess? No? Well I'll TELL you!

I finally finished the book I was writing!

Thirty six chapters. Been writing for over a year now. No big deal.

Except I was kind of rushing the last chapter, so it's not that good at all. I could definitely make it better. But that's okay, because that is what editing is FOR.

Do you want a sneak peek? I thought you would. I'll let you in on a little taste of the writing of my amazingness. So do not fret. Are you ready? The readers of my blog shall be the first ever public to read even part of the most amazing book ever written. So as soon as I find the right part of the book to keep you hooked, keep looking out for that sneak peek!

Horror Movie YES!

So, I don't think I've told you, but I'm a total horror movie buff. I LOVE horror movies. And I'll be honest, a lot of the time I can't handle it. But I just love being freaked out of my mind. (I now think that Gage (Pet Sematary) either lives under my bed or has possessed my favourite doll, so you see what I'm saying).

As you know, I also love to make movies. So, now my friend Jacey and I are making a horror movie! Well, we haven't really started filming yet, but we're bouncing ideas offa each other so we're getting along fine.

I'll try not to give away too much, but I'll only tell you this: Jacey is one creepy gal. So this is gonna be one creepy movie!

One more thing. I really want to make a full sized hour long movie, so that's my other goal. I think we could pull that off, though, with just the right balance of horror and confusion. We've got a lot of creepy sets, so I can't wait to get started!

Jacey keeps telling me not to get my hopes up because we keep on saying we'll make a movie and then we go ahead and don't. But I'm going to keep my hopes up because we're getting serious about this, real freaking serious, and I just plain won't let Jacey get away without making this movie. I'm itching to use my new version of iMovie and this seems like the perfect experiment.

Any horror fans out there? Fear not! I'll put the finished product of our movie in parts onto the blog so you won't be missing out. Don't worry! I'm always willing to show off.

Peace out, Homers.

Megan

It's Not That Important

Okay, I'm feeling a bit angry right now. Everyone is always trying to get me mad by singing songs they know I hate, like Katy Perry and Kesha. Then when I said I hated Kesha more, they said "Good job, Megan. That's a step in the right direction." As if by hating Katy Perry I was being unreasonable! As if it was against all human nature to have an honest and separate opinion! Gee, thanks a lot, Anna. Anna, just because I don't like the same kind of music as you doesn't mean you have to act like I have a disease or something!

The thing is, they also make fun of me. Like, "Oh, 80s music is so last year." And I'm like, uh yeah, it's 80s music. That's the idea. But still everyone tries to make me mad, and then laugh when I try not to kill them.

The other thing is, they think I'm mad when they sing the songs because I hate the song so much. And it's partly true. But the real reason I get so mad is because THEY'RE singing it. They're singing about making out and who knows what else, not even caring about what it means, and what makes me mad is that they're completely sucked in. So I try to make their life better so they don't end up ruining their lives because of the stupid messages in pop "music", and they laugh at me for my troubles. Well, thanks. Next time you want my help, just don't bother asking.

And sure, they like some of the music I like, but that's not the point. they still act like they know everything and I'm making the worst mistake of my life by listening to music that DOESN'T encourage me to throw myself at every guy who happens to pass by. Yes, you're completely right, Anna. Excuse me for listening to music with virtue. And rhythm. And real drums in the background. And solid melodies. And everything real music possesses.

Why does everyone love to hate me?

Peace out, Homers. (I'm obsessed with the Simpsons, so instead of homies, I'm calling you Homers).

Megan