Monday, July 25, 2016

Obligatory Life Update: Graduation Edition

Because like a lot of things have been happening so maybe anyone who reads this wants to know about that?

I even have pictures!

So, first of all, I had my last Riverside music concert. Doesn't seem like that big a deal, sure, until you realize that I have been playing saxophone alongside my friend Paola twice a week for four years and that was the last time we are probably gonna ever do that.

It's okay, though, we got a couple nice pictures. And we were all dressed up, because grads are allowed to do that at their final concert. :)

Jeffrey, Paola, and I singing Exs and Ohs (I'm sitting on a drum and tapping it with my hand). I like this picture because it shows all three of us - we were a real team in band and choir - but also because my hair looks super fly. :)

Me and Paola. This picture was taken a moment before she viciously poked me in the ribs. Four years of abuse, and it was strangely nice to have that reminder that it probably isn't over yet. (We've agreed that I'll write screenplays for movies that she's going to animate - a proposition that's actually plausible, seeing as she's studying animation at Vancouver Film School and I plan to study screenwriting at UVic, so...)
And then two days later prom happened!

What a night.

Have a ton of pictures.



I am wearing three inch heels in this picture and Stephen is still almost a full head taller than me. List of things that are not fair: THAT.
Me and Actual Indian Princess/one of the best friends I will ever have, and definitely my longest-running one, Anna.


I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH WHAT A COUPLE OF DORKS

Because our shoes don't get enough appreciation.
Me and one of my other best friends I will ever have, Jacey.

Jacey, me, and the ever-incredible Ms. Roberge, my drama teacher and the reason high school didn't completely suck.

Me and the ever-gorgeous Ozioma. I AM NOT WORTHY OF THIS GIRL'S WIT AND GRACE AND BEAUTY. (Also she's been my friend since grade 6. But like this girl has been in the newspaper so many times because she's just that amazing?? It isn't fair????)

In order from left to right: Zainab, Jacey, Seth, Michael, and me. (Zainab looking adorable as ever because she's actually a smol child that needs to be protected and loved, Seth looking GORGEOUS, and Michael because I don't have enough pictures with Michael/my boss/the one who fires me endlessly). 

Zainab, Paola, Jacey and me. WHY IS PAOLA SO PRETTY AND TALENTED AND AMAZING. WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS SO PRETTY AND TALENTED AND AMAZING.

Jacey, Seth, Oliver, me and Meighan. Oliver being actually classy (despite being a weenie) and Meighan being touchy-feely and awkward, as per usual. I love them. 
The entire group that went in the limo together. From left to right: Shaheen (Paola's boyfriend), Paola, Tiffany (Shelby's friend), Alyssa, Alex, Lynnea, Seth, Shelby, Courtney, Jacey, Kaitlyn (Alexis's friend), me, and Alexis.

Courtney (another one of the best friends I will ever have, and one of the longest going), me, and Jacey. All three of us have spent many minutes analyzing the aesthetics of this picture. It is great on many levels. Tallest to shortest. Lightest to darkest. Most regal to most silly. This is an A + very aesthetically pleasing picture. Oh, and also, we're dorks. 
Alex and I. Mom friend and Dad friend, respectively. I'm so glad I have a picture with my wife.

I LOVE THIS PICTURE TOO. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE DORKS.


All of us in front of the limo. Have I mentioned that me and my friends are all dorks. (Also that's Rachel on the end there, she came a little late so she wasn't in the other picture). 

#DAB (Shoutout to Lynnea, Courtney and Rachel who decided nah). 

In the limo, right before we drove off. Yes, we all managed to fit. 
The whole group - and also Melissa makes a surprise appearance in the second panel xD

And this is why everyone thinks we're a couple. Can we appreciate the last panel where neither of us knew what was going on. 

Me and Alex and Jacey. These pictures are the light of my life.


What regal rulers.

Paola isn't the only who I've endured four years of abuse from.
Me and Ms. Leonard/my English teacher/my actual real life hero.

What a great night. So then, school happened, then it ended, and we had the last day of school, and some grad things happened:

The drama grads, being dramatic, onstage all together for the last time. (I'm second from the left).

As is tradition, the drama grads all signed the wall. Usually we sign in the sacred green room, but because the other grads hung out in the makeup room, we literally met in the middle and signed the wall in between. I love our grad class, honestly.

And then, the actual commencement ceremony. It was lovely. Everyone got their chance to walk across the stage with a comment of either light-hearted, smart alecky, or emotionally genuine content (I went smart-alecky, but also with a shout-out to the green room folks: "Thanks to the Green Team for being awesome. So long and thanks for all the fish.") Amber, our salutatorian, gave a wonderful speech at the beginning of the ceremony. Then we got a lovely interlude about how utterly incredible the class genius Noah Tajwar is (he got an 80 000 dollar scholarship. He won the Governor General's Award. We know how great he is, the entire class has been living in his shadow for four years, we know, we know, we know. Wish we could hate him, but he's too genuinely nice. God, that's the worst). Then Caleb, who has been in my class since kindergarten (and who my parents lowkey think I should marry), gave a fantastic speech as valedictorian, we triumphantly threw our silly hats in the air, and... that was it. I am graduated.

The whole family on graduation day. Yep, that happened. The gold cord is because I was on honour roll for three years straight.

My grandparents and I on grad day.

Except that wasn't it! Awards night happened! I had received an invitation, which means definitively that I was getting an award, but I didn't see my name in the program. Which was awkward. Then my friend Ozi pointed out that it didn't give names for department awards, and that I was probably getting it for English. Lo and behold, she was right (she often is) and I co-received the award for Top English Student with Justin Smith, the monstrously tall, endlessly argumentative, and honestly, invaluably smart (and secretly musically talented?). I promise you, people will be voting for him in some election in the coming years. I guarantee it. 

Justin and I co-winning the Top English Student award. Ms Shong gave a speech about Justin, and Ms. Leonard (my English teacher and actual real life hero) gave a speech about me. It was kind of awesome. 
And, uh... that's it! Those things happened! Life was eventful for a few weeks! I got recognized for stuff! That was pretty cool. 

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

VERY IMPORTANT

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK OF PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

LIKE THE ORIGINAL ORIGINAL FROM LONDON WITH SARAH BRIGHTMAN AND MICHAEL CRAWFORD

I LOVE THIS SOUNDTRACK SO MUCH IT JUST BLOWS THE MOVIE VERSION RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER

I COULD LISTEN TO MICHAEL CRAWFORD'S VOICE FOREVER

PLEASE BLESS YOUR EARS AND LISTEN TO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ecuHlAaPMQ

(This is a big deal because I had found this in Grade 11, lost it, and it appears to have resurfaced again. Thank you, internet).

Phantom of the Opera is too good for words, guys.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Academic Meta: Catch-22

I freaking loved this book and I poured blood, sweat and tears into the essay that I wrote for English class about it. This was a culmination of reading and re-reading the book, a weekend of researching and planning, and a grand total of twelve hours writing and editing the thing. This essay, at nine and a half pages, was meant to be my final masterpiece of high school English class. It still isn't what it could be, it could still use some editing, but it did get my A+, so. Please enjoy.

Moral Compasses in Catch-22

There is no time more chaotic or more confusing than during a time of war. World War II is, perhaps, the best example of this. It was a time when men committed atrocious acts which would not have been believed possible at any other point in the past. The very nature of mankind was questioned. This is not only due to the genocidal crimes of the German government, but also due to some of the means by which the opposing forces gained power. This is an indication that people’s morality gets confused, skewed, and sometimes outright abandoned during a time of war. It is not uncommon to see those of higher rankings in the army to dismiss their subordinates as nothing more than pawns, instead of recognizing their humanity and right to live. Military patriotism can become both murderous and suicidal. This is shown clearly in Joseph Heller’s depiction of war in the novel Catch-22. The characters of Catch-22 are often equipped with morality that is either flexible, simplistic, or non-existent, in an exaggerated portrayal of the nature and effect of war. However, this is not true in its entirety. In order to navigate the paradoxical and perplexing world of Catch-22, the reader is in need of a character to relate to, who will see through more sane and objective eyes, in order to demonstrate to the reader the true bizarreness of the various scenarios. Two characters stand out in Heller’s Catch-22 as potentially capable of rising above the absurdity of the novel: the Chaplain, who should be the moral compass of the book, and Yossarian, who is. This is because, aside from the literal war which surrounds them, the characters are fighting a different, subtler war within the ranks, in which the Chaplain is unequipped to take part. Therefore, though the Chaplain, by all rights, should be the moral compass of the novel due to his position, it is actually Yossarian who, despite certain moral failings, serves as the reader’s moral guide through the novel.
            In times of war, being a good person is not rewarded, but being an obedient person is. As a result, morality becomes mixed up and hard to define, because people are punished and ridiculed for doing things which, in any other setting, would be seen as right, while ordinarily reprehensible acts are either excused or praised outright. This is shown in Catch-22 through several minor characters, including Colonel Korn, Aarfy, and Milo Minderbinder. Colonel Korn is probably the most prominent example of morality becoming a non-issue during war time – though he is not the highest ranking superior, he is, essentially, puppeteering the one who controls what happens to the men. This can be a problem, as he is self-described as “an intelligent person with no moral character at all,” (Heller 423), meaning he often knowingly makes harmful decisions, such as forcing Dunbar to needlessly bomb an unsuspecting Italian village under threat of him going over a more militarized area instead (Heller 327). Aarfy is also a good example Heller produces to show the mixing up of priorities and morality during wartime. This is most obvious when Aarfy rapes and murders a serving girl, and when officers come to the hotel, with the girl’s body lying dead outside, they decide instead to arrest Yossarian for coming to Rome without a pass (Heller 419). Aarfy’s horrific act is met with no punishment, showing once again that morality has no place in a time of war, this time because punishing crimes does not serve the war effort unless it is directly related to combat. Milo Minderbinder shows the confused morality of war time, also, when he bombs his own squadron for money. Not only does he commit the act, but he is also quickly excused for it, further showcasing the army's skewed morality. Cathcart notes, “Milo had ultimately stilled all protest in disclosing the huge net profit the syndicate had realised on the deal with the enemy and convincing everyone that bombing his own men and planes had therefore been a commendable and very lucrative blow on the side of private enterprise,” (Heller 213-214). This shows that not only does he get away with it unscathed, but his actions are retrospectively seen as worthwhile. What the common thinking appears to be is that morality during war is black and white – an action either benefits or hinders the country, and if it does not hinder the country then it is not immoral. Colonel Korn is apathetic to all else except what will earn him a promotion, and his superiors see no problem with this because it benefits America in the war. Aarfy commits a horrible crime, but because it is against a poor Italian serving girl, who the American military cares nothing for, it does not hinder America in the war, and is therefore not immoral. Milo outright attacks his fellow Americans, and yet is still not seen as an immoral or untrustworthy person by his superiors because he is able to satisfactorily convince them that it ultimately benefitted their country. Each of these characters are doing things which, in other settings, would be seen as unjustifiably criminal, but are here either unpunished or praised outright. What this demonstrates is that war is not only a time where amoral people make themselves known, but a time when they can easily make themselves seem as though they are in the right.
                Colonel Cathcart is another character who profits from the rampant corruption during the war, this time by fighting his competitors within the army. It is necessary to understand in reading Catch-22 is that there are several different wars ongoing within the book, not only World War II. World War II only serves as a setting for the more prevalent conflict in the lives of the characters. In fact, the characters are fighting far more personal wars. Colonel Catchart is fighting a “war of prestige” (Russell 1915) against his competitors within the American military, which becomes a moral issue by itself. That Colonel Cathcart is fighting a war of prestige is indicated by his priorities when he makes choices. For instance, when the reader is given a look at Cathcart’s thought process, it follows as such:

Maybe sixty missions were too many for the men to fly, Colonel Cathcart reasoned, […] but he then remembered that forcing his men to fly more missions than everyone else was the most tangible achievement he had going for him. […] Certainly none of the generals seemed to object to what he was doing, although as far as he could detect they weren’t particularly impressed either, which made him suspect that perhaps sixty combat missions were not nearly enough and that he ought to increase the number at once to seventy, eighty, a hundred, or even two hundred, three hundred, or six thousand! (Heller 214)

This shows that Cathcart, despite his incompetence, is not simply unaware of the danger he is putting his men in by forcing them to fly an unreasonable amount of missions. He is entirely aware of the danger, and prioritizes his own sense of accomplishment and possible promotion above the lives of his men. This is shown on multiple occasions, perhaps most blatantly when Cathcart says, while speaking of then-Sergeant Whitcomb’s plan for condolence letters, “I think I’ll volunteer the group for Avignon again. […] The sooner we get some casualties, the sooner we can make some progress on this.” (Heller 282). Once more, he is choosing his own fame and promotion over his men's lives, this time in a conscious, strategic decision to put them in danger for the sake of his career. This aligns with what is described as a “war of prestige” in Russell’s essay. He notes, “Rather than forego the triumph, rather than endure the humiliation, [those fighting] are willing to inflict upon the world all those disasters […] and all that exhaustion and impoverishment which it must long continue to suffer. The willingness to inflict and endure such evils is almost universally praised; it is called high-spirited, worthy of a great nation, showing fidelity to ancestral traditions.” (Russell 1915). This is precisely what Cathcart is hoping for – to be seen as spirited, loyal, and worthy of approval and promotion, because of his supposedly heroic feats of leadership. The difference is that Cathcart is not fighting against other nations, but rather, his own fellow colonels and military men, who he sees as competitors. That this course of action is even a conceivable way to find prestige in the military demonstrates how stunted morality is in in the army during the war. His only goal in making the men fly more missions is promotion, which makes this one of the biggest moral issues in the book. As military men, they have a duty to complete a certain number of missions. However, Cathcart is pushing them long past their obligation, and men are dying when they had a right to be safe, because he is abusing his power. When Cathcart sees men who do not agree with his methods, he says he is, "disappointed in them," (Heller 400). Compare, when Russell says of the mindset around a war of prestige, "The slightest sign of reasonableness is attributed to fear, and received with shame on the one side and with derision on the other," (Russell 1915). Reasonableness means fear, and therefore shame - willingness to fight blindly is not stupidity, but honourable, or devotion. Cathcart evidently subscribes to the mentality of a war of prestige. This is arguably the single most immoral of wars, because it does not benefit anyone but himself, and leads to one of the most important moral issues in the novel, which is the steadily rising number of missions the men are forced to fly.
One person who should be above these lapses of morality is the Chaplain. This is because he is a man of God, and is supposedly there to guide and support the other men. However, the Chaplain of Catch-22, rather than being above it all, seems to fall into the same trap as the rest of the men, in accepting this skewed version of morality as normalcy. Even in times when he is given a degree of power – the men have faith in him because he represents God, which they claim to fear – he does not use it to improve things, despite seeing the wrongness of several of the men’s actions. Rather, he appears to suffer from a sort of inner paralysis for much of the novel. This is shown when the Chaplain speaks to Colonel Cathcart, finally saying that the men in the squadron are upset with the number of missions they are being forced to fly. This is an important moral issue, as Cathcart is putting men’s lives at stake when it is not necessary for them to be, and he arguably does not have the right to do so. The passage which follows is as such:

The colonel was silent. The chaplain’s face reddened to the roots of his sandy hair as he waited. The colonel kept him squirming a long time with a fixed, uninterested look devoid of all emotion.
“Tell them there’s a war going on,” he advised finally in a flat voice.
“Thank you, sir, I will,” the chaplain replied in a flood of gratitude because the colonel had finally said something. (Heller 196)

The Chaplain, seeing something amiss with the situation, has briefly tried to remedy it, but ultimately changes nothing. He does not push the issue, even though he has the right to. Instead of being discontented with the colonel’s decision, he is relieved that the confrontation is over. There is an added dimension of ineffectiveness because the Chaplain does have influence as a man of God, and judging from Cathcart’s interactions with the Chaplain earlier in the conversation, Cathcart does believe in something like holy retribution. This is shown when, in response to a remark from the Chaplain, he fearfully demands, “You mean that God might even decide to punish me by giving us a looser bomb pattern?” (Heller 195). Cathcart, one way or another, fears God, giving the Chaplain potential influence over his decisions. However, though the Chaplain recognizes that the situation the men are in is unjust, he is too concerned with his own fear of Colonel Cathcart to enact any change. He considers his obligation complete simply by gathering enough courage to bring the issue to Cathcart’s attention. The Chaplain shows a degree of moral awareness – perhaps more than almost any other character in the novel, save Yossarian – but by not putting his thoughts into action, he has shown a lack of moral strength. Kidder notes, “In defining moments of our lives . . . values count for little without the willingness to put them into practice. Without moral courage, our brightest virtues rust from lack of use.” (Kidder 4). This is especially true of a character like the Chaplain, who, until the ending, becomes increasingly absorbed into the insanity of the novel and unable to change anything, culminating in the interrogation about his connection to Washington Irving. This is demonstrated when he is “formally accuse[d] […] of being Washington Irving” and, rather than pointing out the ridiculousness of this so-called crime, the Chaplain tensely pleads innocent (Heller 386). At this point in the novel, he is as much part of the problem as any other character, because he is not trying to break the cycle. His values – for example, rationality – have become lost in the absurdity of the situation, and only because he was too petrified to take any proactive action. In fact, the Chaplain appears to be caught in a Catch-22 of his own: if he were to attempt to make change, it would likely be against his own morality, such as manipulating the incompetent Cathcart by means of his position. He does not do that, because he sees it as immoral. However, by not doing something of the sort, he is immoral by neutrality, by simply allowing bad things to happen though he could have stopped it. He is trapped in yet another circular dilemma – he is immoral no matter what course of action, or lack thereof, he chooses to take. The Chaplain is not only evidence, but the personification of the stagnation of morality during the war. He represents traditional, ordinary morality. This does not fit in times of war, where honour is gained by killing more people and shame by refusing to do so, and this is represented by the Chaplain's paralysis. This, perhaps, is not necessarily his fault, but his unwillingness to take action, or even be more aggressive with issues diplomatically, makes him ultimately ineffective. For this reason, it is impossible for him to be the moral compass of the novel.
            With that established, there is only one other character who can possibly be the moral compass of the novel, and that is Yossarian. This can be difficult to believe, because Yossarian is, at first glance, quite an immoral person. Various times in the novel he is dishonest, violent, and lecherous. He is not above doing things that are harmful to others. In other, less bizarre circumstances, this would soundly place him as an immoral person. In the world of Catch-22, though, this only makes him like the other men. In fact, he is one of the more functional men in his squadron, when compared with the dishonesty of Milo, the violence of Chief White Halfoat, or the lechery of Hungry Joe. Though he is not always justified in his lapses and vices, it is usually fair to say that they happen for understandable reasons. For instance, Yossarian is dishonest to save himself from dying, such as when he gives the squadron food poisoning, or when he moves the bomb line during the Great Siege of Bologna. Conversely, Milo is dishonest to save himself from losing money, such as when he attempts to feed the squadron raw cotton, or when he conducts transactions in English specifically so that his business partners will not understand him. Yossarian is violent in circumstances where he is either outraged or scared, such as when the younger men were setting off machine guns and Yossarian thought they were being bombed again and he punched Nately (Heller 361), or when McWatt took an unnecessary risk while flying and Yossarian nearly strangled him (Heller 333). In contrast, characters such as Chief White Halfoat are violent for no justifiable reason whatsoever, which is exemplified when Chief White Halfoat threatens to cut Captain Flume’s throat. When asked why, he responds, “Why not?” (Heller 56). And finally, though Yossarian is admittedly lewd at times, he is never dishonest with his partners, and rarely pursues them without consent. This is in contrast with Hungry Joe, who uses his status as a photographer to get women to pose in sexual positions for him, despite the fact that he does not use these photos for his work. In short, Yossarian is certainly not the perfect model of morality. However, this compromised morality is arguably the result of Yossarian’s environment. As previously stated, in times of war, morality becomes confused and skewed, as demonstrated by the success of Colonel Korn, Aarfy, and Milo, and the undoing of the Chaplain. Fitting with this, Yossarian is not perfectly virtuous. It is evident from the circumstances in which these actions occur, though, that they are rarely for perverse purposes, and that Yossarian has managed to maintain a set of principles through the war in a way that the other men have not.
            It is this which makes Yossarian the moral compass – not that he is a perfectly virtuous person, as Heller clearly finds something like that impossible in a time of war, but that he has kept his principles even when all of them are being compromised. There are several times when Yossarian shows a care for things that no other man does, even if his care for things is unorthodox. For instance, he responds to the immorality of Milo’s deal with the enemy, in which he literally places a price on life, by keeping Mudd’s suitcase in his tent, and referring to him as, “the dead man in my tent” so as not to forget what happened to him. He responds to Cathcart signing the squadron up for dangerous missions by attempting to save his, and others’, lives – in the food poisoning, ripping out the intercom, and moving the bomb line during Bologna. Granted, this is largely to save his own life, but even this, a principle of self-preservation, seems to have escaped the rest of the men. However, because he maintains this principle – or, perhaps, regains it, through the death of Snowden – he is able to maintain his other principles as well. It is he who is furious at Milo for prioritizing monetary gain over human life, while everyone else seems to excuse him for it. This is shown during a conversation between Yossarian and Milo:

“If I can persuade the Germans to pay me a thousand dollars for every plane they shoot down, why shouldn’t I take it?”
            “Because you’re dealing with the enemy, that’s why. […] People are dying. Look around you, for Christ’s sake!”
            Milo shook his head with weary forbearance. “[…] Don’t you understand that I have to respect the sanctity of my contract with Germany? Can’t you see it from my point of view?”
            “No,” Yossarian rebuffed him harshly. (Heller 256)

It is evident that Yossarian is not so willing to forgive Milo for rationalizing his part in losing human life, which shows a level of moral awareness that the others do not have. This, added to the fact that Yossarian actually continues to push the issue with Milo even after this conversation – such as when the two are speaking in the chestnut tree during Snowden’s funeral – also shows a level of moral strength which the Chaplain, the only other character with the same level of awareness, fails to demonstrate. In fact, Yossarian is so principled that it is largely this which makes others think he is insane. A conversation with a psychologist is as follows:

“You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don’t like bigots, bullies, snobs, or hypocrites. […] You’re antagonistic to the idea of being robbed, exploited, degraded, humiliated or deceived. Misery depresses you. Ignorance depresses you. Persecution depresses you. Violence depresses you. Slums depress you. Greed depresses you. Crime depresses you. Corruption depresses you. You know, it wouldn’t surprise me if you’re a manic-depressive!”
            […]
            “I agree with all you’ve said.”
            “Then you admit you’re crazy, don’t you?”
            “Crazy?” Yossarian was shocked. “What are you talking about? Why am I crazy?” (Heller 303)

It is a near perfect representation of environment Yossarian inhabits. He is considered crazy for hating things which, in any other circumstances, would be seen as significant problems. However, in the war, and in the army, they are merely a part of life, and it is therefore impractical for Yossarian to be depressed by them. Yossarian’s indignation at being called crazy shows that he still clings tightly to those principles grounding him to a world outside the war. This is what sets Yossarian apart from the rest of the men in the squadron – he is still seeing things through the eyes of someone who is not at war, even though he is. He has not developed – or, perhaps, has lost – the ability to rationalize killing and putting his life in danger, because he recognizes that he is no longer doing so for his country, but for Cathcart’s reputation. He even remarks in his conversation with Cathcart and Korn, “What have you […] got to do with my country? You’re not the same.” (Heller 423) In essence, where Cathcart is fighting a war of prestige, Yossarian is now fighting a one-man war of self-defence, but rather than against other nations, it is against his superiors. He is aware that, even if his superiors are not actively trying to kill him, they are trying to put him in a situation where someone else will, and his knowing this culminates in his final conflict with his superiors in which he refuses to fly any more missions at all. This is not a stance borne of cowardice, but rather of moral courage. His principles are being challenged – he is seeing others and himself put in danger for no reason but to promote someone’s career, and he has seen many of his friends die because of this – and he responds to this by defying orders outright. His actions demonstrate the desire to make a change in the system, and even by simply doing this, change does begin. Many other men, including Appleby and Havermeyer, tell him they hope he succeeds. He has given them hope that there is a way to survive the war despite their apathetic superiors. Yossarian is now, essentially, doing the Chaplain’s job. He is reminding the colonels of their moral obligations, and he is providing the other men with hope and guidance. He is doing what no other character in the book has had the conviction to do. He is also the only character in the book who manages to avoid being absorbed into his chaotic environment, and escape the cycle of Catch-22, by deserting at the end of the book. His principled reasons for escaping the war, as well as his surprising clarity of mind, make Yossarian the reader’s guide and moral compass through the novel.

            Yossarian is the first to break the cycle on a matter of principle, notably, after he sees it cause real, tangible harm: namely, flushing the Italian girls out of their home in Rome solely on the nonsensical basis of Catch-22. For Yossarian, this evening in Rome provides a critical revelation, and there is a direct connection between his decision to desert and witnessing the horrors of inhumane and immoral treatment of people that night. It is not that it has only become unacceptable on that night, but that Yossarian, in making his stand, has finally become aware enough to recognize it for what it is. He has realized, as Heller wants us to realize, that general morality has become skewed, confused, and stagnant. He also recognizes that Cathcart’s raising of the missions is not only an issue of prestige and rank, but an issue of morality, as many men died when they did not even have to put themselves in danger, but were forced to by the colonel. Cathcart making the men fly more missions is one of the biggest moral issues in the book - does the colonel have the right to risk and sacrifice other men's lives simply by virtue of being higher ranking than them, even after they have done their duty? A moral character would give answer, "No," and two have the capacity to do so, but only one does: Yossarian. The Chaplain, could, but becomes paralyzed, because he represents traditional morality, which is ineffective here. Instead, we are in need of a moral compass like Yossarian, who is not perfectly virtuous, but who is clear-eyed and courageous enough to take action against an unjust situation, thus creating change, and in a way, doing the Chaplain’s job. Yossarian accomplishes two things in the novel which no other character manages – he maintains his principles even through the absurdity of his situation, and he acts on them accordingly. The Chaplain only achieves half of this objective – he maintains his principles, but because he does not act, it is as though he does not have them at all, and eventually finds himself as consumed by the absurdity of Catch-22 as everyone else. Only in the conclusion of the novel does the Chaplain ever resolve himself to make change, and this is after Yossarian, as the moral compass, has inspired him to do so. Yossarian sees the world of Catch-22 not through the eyes of a soldier, but through the eyes of a man. This is what makes him different from the others, and what makes him the reader’s guide and moral compass in the absurd and depraved world of Heller’s Catch-22.

Endnotes

Gould, Robert. "Are Pacifists Cowards?" The Acorn. N.p., 2010. Web. 10 June 2016.
Heller, Joseph. Catch-22. New York: Simon & Schuster Paperbacks, 2004. Print.
Kidder, Rushworth. Moral Courage. New York: Harper Collins, 2005.
Russell, Bertrand. "The Ethics of War." International Journal of Ethics 25.2 (1915): n. pag. Web. 10 June 2016.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Have I Mentioned That I Am 12

I watched Legend of Korra. It took me three weeks to finish four seasons.

Yes, I am the worst.

And I loved it. I mean, I really loved it.

For those who don't know, Legend of Korra is kind of a spinoff of Avatar: The Last Airbender (which I've talked about in the past on this blog because that show is freaking fantastic and people don't appreciate it enough). It takes place in the same world, but seventy years in the future, with the new Avatar. Avatar Korra, now, instead of Avatar Aang.

And man that could have been so weird but it went so well and I love the characters and... man, I just really loved this show.

Alright, I'm going to talk character by character first because I love them.

Korra:

The Avatar herself. Born Southern Water Tribe, knew she was the Avatar since she was four and could bend three elements. This is not usual for Avatars. They usually find out at sixteen.

Korra is such a huge turn-around from what the Avatar was with Aang. This is not a bad thing, because both end up being pretty great Avatars, and both have their flaws. What makes it cool is that she is effectively the exact opposite of Aang. Aang, who will always have a special place in my heart for being a pacifist hero; Korra, who literally complains that she doesn't know how to prevent fights because she's usually the one starting them. Korra also had the biggest trouble bending air, when of course, air was Aang's favoured element. (Interestingly, Korra's favoured element appears to be fire, despite her being born Water Tribe). She's a hot-headed mess, and also a huge badass. And, of course, being the Avatar, her heart is in the right place all the time - even if her methods aren't always exactly, hm, diplomatic.

Asami Sato:


Asami Sato, resident rich kid. Born into an empire of inventions and industry. Her father is the inventor of the Satomobiles. I like puns. 

Honestly, despite her being 25% of Team Avatar, Asami didn't get nearly as much attention as she deserved. She's pretty awesome. She's a non-bender, but like certain other non-benders of the franchise (like Sokka) this doesn't make her helpless. She can invent anything given limited resources and an hour. She can hold her own in a fight. She's thoughtful, and kind-hearted, and sure of herself. She deserved so much more development, to be honest. She is awesome. 

Mako:


The eldest of the Fabulous Bending Brothers. 

He's a firebender. A little ironically, it took me a little while to warm up to him, but only because a lot of the first couple seasons were focusing on developing his character through his romantic relationships - or, should I say, romantic failures. Mako is a great dude, okay, but his romantic history is checkered and iffy. 

Not that that's important. When they started developing his character more through his non-romantic interactions, it made him a lot more likable. He is the necessary voice of reason in the group, he is a badass in a fight, and he is one loyal dude. He also never stops believing in his friends despite how much they mess up or may make themselves look bad, and I respect that kinda thing. He loves his friends, and probably most of all, he loves and respects his little brother. Can I talk about his brother?

Bolin:


Ah, there he is. The other half of the Fabulous Bending Brothers, and my personal favourite earthbender, Bolin!

Bolin is my favourite character. This isn't only because he's funny, but also because he's possibly the most complexly built character aside from Korra. Bolin's one of those guys whose heart is always in the right place, but ends up doing some not-so-great stuff, either just out of foolishness or ignorance. He has a bit of an inferiority complex, but he really shouldn't, because he's one of the most powerful earthbenders around. He never learns to metalbend in the series - a substrain of earthbending, following the logic that earth is in metal, therefore metal is bendable by earthbenders - but he learns something far less common: lavabending. Lavabending can only be done by the most powerful earthbenders, so, you can imagine my maternal pride when he discovered he could do it. And how did he discover he could do it? A different lavabender was sending lava after them, and after a time of him trying to block it off using earth and stone and whatnot, he kind of just throws himself at it to stop it from reaching his friends. Luckily, he's a lavabender, so it stopped in its tracks, but this is what I'm talking about. Bolin is quite selfless, without lacking maturity. He is the sweetest character in the series, almost to the point of naivete, and also could entirely beat you up. He is someone who knows what's at stake without losing his sunny disposition. I love that. A lot. 

Now, it's weird to put the Bending Brothers last, since they're the first two people Korra actually made friends with in Republic City, but there's a reason I did that, and it's because it leads into my next point about why I love this show. Basically, it's about what the very existence of the Bending Brothers represents.

Brief history lesson, because have I mentioned that worldbuilding is a thing with this show?

Basically, after the hundred year war with the Fire Nation, Aang (the Avatar) and Zuko (the newly crowned Fire Lord) established an age of peace. Aside from restoring what could be restored after the war - so, returning the Earth Kingdom to its former glory, freeing the Water Tribes, etc. (not much can be done about the Air Nomads, what with them being genocided and all) they also put together something called the United Republic of Nations, which is where representatives from the nations confer and it's all democratic and stuff. The home base for this United Republic of Nations is the creatively named Republic City. This was meant to be a place where benders and non-benders from any nation could come and find their home. Essentially, a melting pot of culture between the four nations (or maybe a mosaic?).

So, of course, that's a thing, but big cities don't come without problems. With the establishment of this big city, there was lots of crime, lots of corruption, and lots of poverty. Essentially, you have to kind of think late Victorian Era, early twentieth century-ish here. Think of Victorian London - it was full of different cultures and people, and was very beautiful and classy - for a certain group of people. But for a certain other group of people, it was poverty and crime and disease and hard knocks. Make sense?

The Bending Brothers, Mako and Bolin, pretty much represent both what Republic City was striving to be, and also what its ugly underbelly was.

First of all, the fact that Mako and Bolin come from a mixed family is very important to me. Mako being a firebender and Bolin being an earthbender is exactly the sort of thing that Republic City was supposed to be about, bringing the Nations together. (If I recall correctly, their father was Earth Kingdom and their mother was Fire Nation).

This is not something that would have happened, had this show been set any earlier. The Fire Nation was excessively cruel to the Earth Kingdom, imprisoning their benders and conquering their capitals. The fact that the world is at such a point where Fire Nation and Earth Kingdom people are marrying and having children is just... really important.

So, yes, good. Mako and Bolin are from a mixed family, and it shows in their respective abilities, and they deeply love each other and don't resent the different bending at all. It's exactly the kind of harmony Aang and Zuko were looking for. That is awesome. That gave me so much joy when we met them.

But, they also represent the less sunny side of Republic City.

Because, of course, this is essentially Victorian London. Gangsters and urchins and crime, oh my!

So, at a very young age, Mako witnessed his parents killed by a firebending mugger, and then he and Bolin were orphaned and lived on the streets for much of the rest of their childhood.

Yep. And it doesn't stop there.

Bolin sometimes casually says things like, "It's been a while since we've eaten out of a dumpster," so that shows you exactly how poor they were when they were children. (Mako is somewhat less open about their past - you'll have a hard time getting much out of him about street life). Eventually, Mako and Bolin were kind of taken in by a gang, which is how they lived for a while, until they went legit and made a name for themselves in the righteously awesome sport of pro-bending.

The point I'm getting at being: Mako and Bolin also have a history of poverty and crime, which doesn't at all make them terrible people. They are an almost perfect reflection of their environment: brothers of mixed ethnicity and mixed bending who have developed skills and toughened up due to a necessity borne of living on the streets.

It's actually quite an interesting contrast to Avatar: The Last Airbender, in that all the characters on that show were "classically trained", if you will, in the art of bending, but Mako and Bolin, due to their street life, and then their careers as pro-benders, fight very differently. Differently, but not wrongly - let's not forget that Bolin and Mako have been able to go toe to toe with some of the baddest, most lethal benders in the Avatar universe (I speak, of course, of Ming Hua, Ghazan, and P'Li, and if I could find a video of just their fight I would put it here but I can't. Basically, just know that these are the most ruthless, fatal benders, and Mako and Bolin manage to hold their own). These two are quite formidable fighters in their own right. It's just that fighting has evolved in the seventy years between Aang and Korra.

Which brings me to my next point: the villains on this show are awesome.

The first season had one of the best villains in the Avatar universe in my opinion, with Amon. Essentially, he's an Avatar communist - only instead of it having to do with money, it has to do with bending. What he's doing is taking away people's bending (which people didn't think was possible except by the Avatar) so that everyone can be equal. And that's super not cool, of course, but he also kind of had a point. The non-benders didn't really have a voice in Republic City, and the show did a really good job of showing how something like that can just spiral out of control. One moment it has to do with the underbelly of the city, since gangsters are using bending to intimidate people, and then Amon shows up with this crazy power and crazy ideas, so how does the government react? By giving non-benders a curfew and oppressing them more. It's stupid, but it's also how governments have reacted and are reacting to things like that in the real world. It almost reached a point of "too real", to be honest.

Then there was Unalaq and Vaatu, who weren't terribly fascinating in quite the same way, but did offer a really amazing couple of episodes which explained how the Avatar came to exist. Honestly, the second season is a bit schizophrenic and disjointed, but it's worth it for those two episodes. Man, those were masterful. (Also, I've got to give Book 2 credit for ambition, honestly. Did it come across perfectly? Not quite. But hot damn, those were pretty big ideas).

The third season is where things really start to shine. The Red Lotus are essentially anarchists (or libertarians? Take your pick) who believes that governments are inherently oppressive, and that the Avatar is therefore a tool for that oppression. They're also made up of, as I've mentioned, the baddest benders around: there's Zaheer, an immensely powerful airbender (how is that possible if all the air nomads got genocided? Watch the show), P'Li, who is commonly referred to as a combustion-bender - essentially, she can delay her fire so that it makes things combust from a long ways away. Then there's Ming Hua, a badass lady with no arms and a talent for waterbending which makes arms obsolete anyway, and Ghazan, a powerful earthbender and the first lavabender we see on the show. These four are ruthless, lethal, and pretty much as awesome as villains come.

Then there's Kuvira, who is specifically a foil for Korra, and who is also pretty much earthbending Hitler. It's hard to explain, but she's pretty scary, honestly, only because she believes so earnestly in the war crimes she's committing.

See, what makes Kuvira scary is her powers of persuasion. And I don't just mean threatening to hurt people in colourful ways unless they comply with her wishes, although she does a fair amount of that. I mean that she had Bolin genuinely convinced that their empire was for the greater good. And she can do that because she herself believes it, even as she's holding people over train tracks and threatening to kill them if they don't obey, even as she's being abandoned by people due to their conscience (this was said aloud, it's a thing that happened) she genuinely believes in what she's doing. It's insane. There's nothing more terrifying, or more powerful, than a real believer.

And that's really the core of what makes the villains of Korra awesome. They are all real believers, and that's what makes them dangerous. Amon really did think taking people's bending would bring equality; Unalaq really did think that spirits were meant to be with humans (still not clear on why he thought fusing with the spirit of chaos was a good idea, but whatever - ambitious, but not clear); Zaheer really did think that the world would be better without any government or form of control; Kuvira really did think she was salvaging the Earth Kingdom. The best thing about them? They all thought they were the good guys.

(I mean, that also brings up an interesting point of, y'know, maybe they're right, but let's not get into that. As far as the show is concerned, they're extremists, which they are, and extremism = bad).

The next thing I love about this show: the homage to Avatar: The Last Airbender. I love when spin-offs have their own identity, and Korra very much did. But I think it was important for Korra to remember its roots. I think it would have felt insincere if they didn't, honestly. So, Aang features a little bit as Korra's advising past life (which is good because they are opposites and Korra can learn from him), as well as Aang's son, Tenzin, serving as Korra's airbending master - and also one of the only voices of common sense on the whole show. As my friend put it, at times, Korra, Bolin and Tenzin were carrying the show.

Other homages include: a statue of Aang being in the opening credits with Korra, because I just think that's really important. Zuko shows up as an ex-Fire Lord to help Korra at some point. Katara is a healer, and still alive and kicking. (Also she was married to Aang, and all his kids are her kids, so that's nice). Toph also shows up, as do Toph's two daughters, who are major badasses. Iroh does too, when Korra visits the Spirit World.

Homages not included: Sokka. Where the hell is Sokka? No one knows. Apparently he stopped existing after Book 3 of The Last Airbender. Whatever, I'm not bitter. Except I totally am. All we know about him is that he was Chief of the Southern Water Tribe, and was a judge in Republic City, and maybe is dead now. Did he have kids? Did he marry Suki? Apparently that's not important as meeting all five of Toph's grand-children. Sokka was a regular since the beginning and I feel personally victimized by this injustice. The freaking Cabbage Man got a statue, and he is a freaking joke character. Sokka got a single flashback and a brief mention in Book 3. What the hell?

ANYWAY. The homages are good. The homages are great. They don't take over the show's own identity, and it's a good way for them to remember their roots. For the most part, I enjoyed it. (Although they did start relying on it a little hard mid-Book 4).

I just... love the show's style, honestly. I think the characters are all pretty great, I think the conflicts are nicely complex, I think that the steampunk aesthetic is awesome. And the fact that Korra's achievements and failures have real consequences in the Avatar world - for instance, she loses contact with her past lives, but also opens the doors for the Air Nation to start anew - is really great. I just think the show, while perhaps not being quite as perfect as Avatar: The Last Airbender, was still really freaking good. These creators have honestly outdone themselves with this lore.

I am in love with this world. Let me live there. Let me stay there forever. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Sexism At Its Finest

I hate calling people out on sexism.

I hate it because it happens a lot these days, often in relation to things that aren't really sexist to begin with. This social justice warrior culture is irritating and becoming ignorant in and of itself, which is, obviously, the antithesis of what it's supposed to be. Hate acts, don't hate people. Why is this hard.

And maybe I'm being ignorant here. Maybe I'm the one that's wrong.

But if you are demonizing Hillary Clinton, then you are sexist.

I don't mean that you can't criticize Hillary Clinton. Criticize everybody. Nobody's perfect (not even Bernie Sanders, of the "I guess I don't have to tell my supporters to stop sending death threats right?").

What absolutely sickens me is the rabid hatred that people have for Hillary Clinton. I mean, it actually disgusts me. I mean that my heart speeds up and my throat gets tighter just thinking about all the things that people have said in an attempt to make Hillary Clinton out to be the most evil and terrible person that ever ran for president.

It's so toxic, and it comes from people who are supposedly all for social justice, without them appearing to realize that it stems from internalized sexism.

I hate this idea that Hillary Clinton doesn't deserve the presidency. Because she really does. She has done a lot in politics. People talk about how involved Michelle Obama is in the White House? Hillary Clinton set the precedent for that. She was the first First Lady who was actually doing things, and doing controversial things, to boot. She once gave a speech in China about women's rights, to the chagrin of people who advised her against it. She does stuff like that.

"But she was against gay marriage!" Yeah. A decade ago. Look, I know how hollow it sounds to say that people have changed. I get that. But... sometimes opinions change. It isn't out of the question. And I think Hillary's opinion did. She's still the only candidate to date to have marched in a gay pride parade.

And her policies are actually very well researched. According to people who know more than I, her policies on her site are actually excruciatingly researched and well-written. She knows what she's talking about, she's realistic. And, oh yeah, SHE ISN'T ACTUALLY AN AWFUL PERSON.

It doesn't matter, though, because I think this idea that she's an awful person doesn't really have anything to do with the things she's done. I think it has to do with her being a woman. I think it has to do with the fact that she's expected to be a hard politician without being rebuked for not being a soft woman. She's expected to dress formally and fancily for speeches without being rebuked for exemplifying rich white-ness. Like all women, she is expected to be two conflicting things at the same time and is shot down when she fails to do this. She is held to an infinitely higher standard than her male counterparts and it drives me insane.

I also think people think she wasn't "a strong woman" during the scandal with Bill and Monica Lewinski. Never mind the somewhat catch-22 of a position she was in at the time.

I just. Am tired. I am tired and disgusted by this hatred for a woman who is one of the most involved women in American politics being demonized with the attribution to any number of mistakes she may have made but without any of the forgiveness because women don't deserve forgiveness. I hate it.

And I hate that people are blind to it because this hatred for female politicians has precedence. No one liked Margaret Thatcher either. Now, she was a conservative, and maybe people didn't like her policies. Maybe. But she was voted in, so her policies maybe weren't the problem. It isn't something that justifies playing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when she dies. Amusing, yes, but also? A little disheartening.

I am tired of women not being able to win in politics. I hate it. And there's nothing I can do about it except yell into the void, apparently.

I'm going to say something super controversial:

I hope Hillary wins. I think she's earned it.

And also Bernie Sanders would probably be in office for a month before he died, so.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

The Forever Man: An Unusually Mixed Review

WARNING: CRAWLING WITH SPOILERS

I recently (as in, this morning in bed) finished The Forever Man, which is Book 3 of the W.A.R.P series by Eoin Colfer.

Eoin Colfer who wrote the ever-brilliant Artemis Fowl series.

I talked a little about Book 1 of W.A.R.P, The Reluctant Assassin, in my three quickfire book reviews post, a while back. Long story short, the first book had amazingly detailed characters with remarkable stories and believable chemistry and amusing banter, and the villains were deliciously cruel and ruthless and, especially in the case of Garrick, endlessly compelling. It is really an exquisite read.

I didn't ever talk about the second book on this blog, but The Hangman's Revolution is pretty much just as good. The characters are at their height, the villain, though less enigmatic, is equally ruthless (more of a Hitler than a Son of Sam type) and the cliffhanger at the end had me begging for the next one.

So here we are. At the next one. And, judging from its ending, the last one.The Forever Man.

A.K.A The return of Garrick which I was low-key waiting for, because Garrick is the most delectably sadistic villain I have ever had the pleasure to read about.

Garrick had not lost his touch, as a villain. I'll admit, the beginning does not surprise anyone who reads the back of the book - you know from the get-go that the unnamed man who hides in the shadows and chuckles at Chevie's anachronistic accent has to be Garrick, because the back of the book tells you who they're running from, and who else could it honestly be?

He still manages to introduce himself with a bang though, what with dousing Riley in his supposed brother's blood and all-but killing Chevie. Oh, Garrick, truly you have an eye for the dramatic. He is a stage magician, after all.

And after that is where things start getting a bit zany. And I mean, zany for Colfer, who, as I may have mentioned, writes books about twelve year old child geniuses who kidnap fairies for their gold.

Essentially, they get sent back to the seventeenth century, where Garrick has already established himself as a Witchfinder, and he gets the poor town of Mandrake to turn against Chevie and Riley as a witch and her familiar. Chevie then gets rescued by a former F.B.I agent like herself who got stranded in the period. It's kind of funny that I brought up the Son of Sam, earlier, because guess who this agent's partner is?

A talking dog.

Well, actually, a person who became a dog after the time travel. But he can still talk like a person.

Also there's a ghost. Of a dude who died twice in the series so far. How he got in the seventeenth century is a bit iffy. Don't worry, though, he'll die for the third time, to make up for it.

Also featuring: a giant squid who is actually F.B.I, a giant boar who is not, and "It's not a wormhole, it's an inter-dimension!"

It's a fun book.

And I love Eoin Colfer. I really do. But despite the goofiness and amusing things and, naturally, tension, there was one thing that made this book a little less satisfying than his others in the series:

Chevie and Riley, our two heroes, who specifically contrast each other, barely interact in this book. Instead, as soon as one escapes, the other gets in grave danger, and the book is essentially a game of tug of war between who is saving who from certain death.

And it's a shame that they don't interact, because that is when they shine. Riley and Chevie are designed to be foil for each other, with Chevie as the cynic and Riley as the idealist, with Chevie from the twenty-first century and Riley from the nineteenth, with Chevie as head and Riley as heart. That, and their shared wit, makes them so much fun to read about together. Don't get me wrong, I love them both on their own, and would probably read books of one without the other in it. But when you're reading a book with both of them in it, having them not really interact just seems like a massive waste of opportunity.

What makes this even weaker is that Riley and Chevie yet spend the entire book thinking about each other. I believe it. It makes sense, considering they're constantly saving each other. It's just that it gets kind of tiring, when they don't even talk to each other.

Also, and I'll come right out and admit that this is largely my own personal bias: but Colfer threw in romance. And I am not one to look at a awesome, trusting, platonic friendship and say, "You know what this needs? Romance." I kind of really like awesome, trusting, platonic friendships as friendships, and I appreciate them even more when they're different genders because people apparently believe that isn't possible. Turning it into romance... it almost seems to simplify it. It's almost lazy.

And it irritates me that "Oh, this book is for a slightly more mature audience than Artemis Fowl was. Romance is a must." Because that wasn't so in the first books, and they were great! Why fix something that isn't broken?

That being said, I still kind of believe it. Because Riley and Chevie, platonically or otherwise, were kind of meant for each other. They were designed that way. And, kind of like in Avatar: The Last Airbender, where Aang had a thing for Katara - it's a younger, sweetheart of a boy who feels something for an older girl who is warm and kind-hearted but also a badass. It's understandable. Who wouldn't have a crush on Chevie, or Katara, for that matter?

And just like Aang and Katara, the older girl respects the boy and eventually falls for him, seeing past his age and, at times, naivete, because she's seen him through it all. Which also makes a certain amount of sense.

Also, Eoin Colfer did a pretty good job with that kiss on the pyre. Hot damn, literally. Surrounded by flames. That is an image to remember.

But... for all that? It didn't feel necessary. It didn't feel like it added something to the story that was missing before. It felt, as I've mentioned, like a simplification of the friendship that Riley and Chevie had already shared. And, yes, that is entirely my own bias (and bitterness about being single, probably), but it's my opinion nonetheless.

The other thing is that the ending seemed... abrupt. And I just know, from the way that all the bows were tied so tightly and neatly, that this was the last book in the series.

And I'm glad that Chevie and Riley got happy endings. God knows they deserved it. But it was almost too much to be believed. You mean to tell me that Chevie managed to go back to her own time before her dad died and save him? Then go back, no longer an old woman? Meanwhile. Riley goes back to his own time and becomes an ultra famous magician and marries an inexplicably-youthful Chevie from the future and has a kid and finds his brother and learns his true name and they all live happily ever after? And doesn't even have to end Garrick himself, despite it being almost entirely his fight? Despite Garrick literally putting Riley through psychological and physical torture for the entirety of his life, Riley isn't the one that gets to exact retribution? There would have been a certain delicious irony around Riley, the aforementioned Reluctant Assassin, using Garrick's training to bump off Garrick himself. Instead, you're telling me that both their hands are clean of anything that could have sacrificed their moral compasses, that they fell in True Love as teens and married and had a happy life in the nineteenth century with no unanswered questions?

It's a Disney ending. And as much as Disney loved fairytales, they didn't like them when they were violent, and this one was. So it seemed kind of abrupt, and kind of out of place.

So... maybe this isn't the correct reaction... but it kind of seemed like, what was the point?

And I'm not sure why that was my reaction. But it was. It just felt kind of pointless.

It's because it feels as though no one had to sacrifice anything. Even in Artemis Fowl, a kid's book, he sacrificed his life, because that was the point, that was the culmination of all he had learned, him learning to self-sacrifice for others. Connor Broekhart, of Airman, sacrificed years of his life and everything he was, so of course his eventual happy ending was earned.

Chevie and Riley went through a lot, but I'm very hard-pressed to tell you of a time when they actually sacrificed something of themselves for something outside themselves. I mean, yes, Riley leaped into fire for Chevie, but he would have done that regardless, because Riley is just like that, especially with his only friend. So what's changed?

Am I making sense?

I don't know, it's possible that I just like the taste of bittersweet too much. But it just seems... really, implausible that, after everything that happened, everything worked out perfectly for important characters.

Also on the subject of deserved endings, Constable Cryer's ending was a bit harsh. He was a bigot, and a zealot, and an extremely prideful one, but did he deserve to have his flesh burnt off my molten silver and no one helped or mourned? It's hard for me to think so. He was, after all, a victim of Garrick's indoctrination. It makes him weak-minded, and yes, a boot-licker, but it doesn't make him evil. I'm not asking for a redemption arc, I'm asking for recognition that he wasn't the sort of evil that his awful, unmourned death would seem to suggest.

That being said, Isles and Pointer? Handled perfectly. I almost cried. Charles Smart, too, come to think of it.

And really, all in all, I enjoyed the book. Like, a lot. Like, I couldn't stop reading it. It was hilarious and the characters were their wonderful selves and the new characters were instantly endearing. It was witty and it was an adventure and Garrick, who is quite possibly my favourite villain to hit the pages of a book, is wonderfully evil, as usual.

There was just some things that seemed, to me, like it could have been done more... suitably.

I know I've talked much longer about the flaws than about the good things, but I promise, it was a very good book. Colfer writes a good story, and I adore these characters. It's just A) unusual for flaws like these to appear in one of his books - I usually don't come out of one of his books feeling dissatisfied - and, B) easier to talk about what's wrong than what's right. How many times can I say the word "delicious" about a book?

No, but seriously, read the series. It's great. Yes, even this one. I love it a lot. It will be in my heart forever.

Hah.

The Forever Book.

I'm funny.